<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2785058965185743694</id><updated>2011-11-27T15:15:18.930-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Matt's Thoughts</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattgaylor.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2785058965185743694/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattgaylor.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Matt Gaylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00432521311570909859</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qB6hrPPCioE/STMWoBzu3aI/AAAAAAAAAAM/itWrkYMBPKI/S220/staff_matt_photo.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2785058965185743694.post-7992741438216464961</id><published>2009-05-10T18:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-10T19:32:48.459-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Cake, Grasshoppers and Screams..</title><content type='html'>Saturday night, we are picking up the kids to head home after a night on the town.  The kids have made a cake with Grandma and we have all piled into the car to head home.  As we driving home, my wife proceeds to start screaming and I can not quickly figure out what is going on.  After the initial screaming has passed, she proceeds to explain that there is a grasshopper jumping around her side of the vehicle.  The grasshopper jumps down her dress top, jumps out onto the dashboard where I proceed to try to grab it.  As I reach across the dash for the grasshopper, it makes a leap onto the cake the kids have made.  Through the tears of laughter I now am experiencing, I grab the grasshoper out of the icing and proceed to throw it out the driver's window.  What an exciting way to ride home - the kids are now worried about the cake being contaminated, worried about what happened to the grasshopper and their mother is now laughing hysterically along with myself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I knew when I signed up to be married and to be a dad, I would be called upon to "save" my family from these types of "attacks", this just might have been one of the funniest I have experienced.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2785058965185743694-7992741438216464961?l=mattgaylor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattgaylor.blogspot.com/feeds/7992741438216464961/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mattgaylor.blogspot.com/2009/05/cake-grasshoppers-and-screams.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2785058965185743694/posts/default/7992741438216464961'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2785058965185743694/posts/default/7992741438216464961'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattgaylor.blogspot.com/2009/05/cake-grasshoppers-and-screams.html' title='Cake, Grasshoppers and Screams..'/><author><name>Matt Gaylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00432521311570909859</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qB6hrPPCioE/STMWoBzu3aI/AAAAAAAAAAM/itWrkYMBPKI/S220/staff_matt_photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2785058965185743694.post-7360729244857084182</id><published>2009-05-09T13:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-09T13:47:45.079-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Mother's Day...</title><content type='html'>I have an amazing wife - she is incredible and I thought that it would be cool to try and spread the word about just how incredible and amazing I think she is.  We have 3 kids, my occupation usually causes me to be MIA for about 2 - 3 months during the early part of the year.  She has really been a blessing in how understanding she is about my job and the way that she keeps things running smoothly around the home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She has and still is working to help keep things organized and taken care of around the home and just in general.  I realize that I have been given a great gift in the form of my wife.  The love that she demonstrates each and every day to me and also to the kids is unimaginable.  Now I do not want to make it sound like she is perfect because there is not one that is perfect, but she really does a GREAT job striving to be a great example to the kids and other wives and mothers.  I am definitely undeserving of this SUPER, SPECIAL WOMAN.  Thank God for her!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To all those other moms out there, I hope the special people in your life take some time to acknowledge and share their appreciation with you.  Happy Mother's Day!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2785058965185743694-7360729244857084182?l=mattgaylor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattgaylor.blogspot.com/feeds/7360729244857084182/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mattgaylor.blogspot.com/2009/05/happy-mothers-day.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2785058965185743694/posts/default/7360729244857084182'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2785058965185743694/posts/default/7360729244857084182'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattgaylor.blogspot.com/2009/05/happy-mothers-day.html' title='Happy Mother&apos;s Day...'/><author><name>Matt Gaylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00432521311570909859</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qB6hrPPCioE/STMWoBzu3aI/AAAAAAAAAAM/itWrkYMBPKI/S220/staff_matt_photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2785058965185743694.post-4200427318630549305</id><published>2009-05-05T12:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-05T12:39:41.274-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Pain vs Discomfort</title><content type='html'>I spend a great amount of time sitting in front of a computer for work.  Because of that I have found that my body is in revolt - I have upper back strain from looking up and down (up to the monitor and down to write things, look at papers, etc.).  I also have lower back problems.  I call them problems because they lead to definite discomfort but is it really pain or is just uncomfortable.  I know that I have a fairly low tolerance for pain and that might lead me to lean more towards the side of pain, but really if I can get up and walk, play with the kids, hold my wife's hand - I will choose to count those all as blessings.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As author and speaker Jon Gordon has suggested: "cultivate an attitude of gratitude" and "remember, you are too blessed to be stressed".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have a great day.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2785058965185743694-4200427318630549305?l=mattgaylor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattgaylor.blogspot.com/feeds/4200427318630549305/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mattgaylor.blogspot.com/2009/05/pain-vs-discomfort.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2785058965185743694/posts/default/4200427318630549305'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2785058965185743694/posts/default/4200427318630549305'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattgaylor.blogspot.com/2009/05/pain-vs-discomfort.html' title='Pain vs Discomfort'/><author><name>Matt Gaylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00432521311570909859</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qB6hrPPCioE/STMWoBzu3aI/AAAAAAAAAAM/itWrkYMBPKI/S220/staff_matt_photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2785058965185743694.post-8429873663709043325</id><published>2008-11-30T14:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-30T14:47:59.936-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Matt's Initial Musings</title><content type='html'>I am visiting my friends, Dave &amp;amp; Rebekah Floyd in Denver, CO.  The weather is amazing - it is snowing and that is very different than what I am used to living in Phoenix, AZ.  I look forward to being able to post my thoughts, ideas, sharing thoughts.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2785058965185743694-8429873663709043325?l=mattgaylor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattgaylor.blogspot.com/feeds/8429873663709043325/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://mattgaylor.blogspot.com/2008/11/matts-initial-musings.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2785058965185743694/posts/default/8429873663709043325'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2785058965185743694/posts/default/8429873663709043325'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattgaylor.blogspot.com/2008/11/matts-initial-musings.html' title='Matt&apos;s Initial Musings'/><author><name>Matt Gaylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00432521311570909859</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qB6hrPPCioE/STMWoBzu3aI/AAAAAAAAAAM/itWrkYMBPKI/S220/staff_matt_photo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
